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phasmidhugs:

If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.

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▶ Who is Seme? Uke?

Seme: Leo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aries, Gemini, Sagittarius
Uke: Pisces, Virgo, Libra, Cancer, Aquarius, Taurus

What does that make KaiSoo? Both are capricorn…

▶ Really now?

The moment when you say “Eff it, IDGAF!” and and acquire the bravery to scroll through your Tumblr when your parents are behind you…

yeoliyeolimasuli:

When Kai gets overloaded with Kris feels

OMG HE’S IN LOVE

Kyungsoo’s gonna get jealous and stick you in his closet, Jongin. Be careful. It’s always the calm looking ones.

(Source: hail-krisus)

▶ Awkward

Man, don’t you hate it when you’re driving and all of a sudden a really good story idea pops into your head but makes things awkward like super randomly? ahahahaha………..yeah…………….look forward to it. 

ayohexo:

i saw this gif and everything went down hill

do not edit or repost


The thoughts that crossed my mind would get me banned.

ayohexo:

i saw this gif and everything went down hill

do not edit or repost


The thoughts that crossed my mind would get me banned.

(Source: ayohexo)

sinkingincminor:

omg it’s all so clear now


Explains why EXO likes D.O’s kimchi pasta so much lol

sinkingincminor:

omg it’s all so clear now

Explains why EXO likes D.O’s kimchi pasta so much lol

(Source: petitia)

lilstepskwon:

My best friend and I eating a breakfast/lunch celebrating my bday today lol!!!

Happy bday, lovelyyyyyy!!!~

lilstepskwon:

My best friend and I eating a breakfast/lunch celebrating my bday today lol!!!

Happy bday, lovelyyyyyy!!!~

zombohannah:

kpopthighsandtushes:

KAI CROTCH GRAB APPRECIATION POST.

HIS EXPRESSION…

Oh my….///.//

holyfrackles:

I could have sworn Dean had a brother..

no one noticed

holyfrackles:

I could have sworn Dean had a brother..

no one noticed

mblaq-gifs:

The tale of Joon’s dick. (ノ#-_-)ノ

the notes~

lol poor joon

▶ MY THOUGHTS WHILE WATCHING B.A.P'S "ONE SHOT"

me: wow hot
me: yeah bap rock those suits
me: youngjae are you drinking wine omfg lol
me: you gonna get sea sick
me: yea daehyun dat lip swipe
me: one grape at a time zelo calm yourself
me: woah different beat
me: WOAH WOAH
me: lol yongguk your chingrish
me: WH-
me:
me: bangjae action
me: what the fuck
me: wheRE DID THE BAT EVEN COME FROM
me: SOME FAT GUY WHACKED JAE IN THE HEAD.
me: JONGUP IS SINGING WOWOW
me: YOUNGJAE
me: YOUNGJAE WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
me: 10 MILLION HOLY SHIT HOW ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO GET THAT SELL THERE BODIES OR SOME SHIT
me: oh yeah Zelo work that floor
me: sexiest gang in the world
me: Omg Himchan let me lov e you
me: JONGUP PUT THOSE GUNS DOWN
me: NOW
me: HiMCHAn is SOOo CuTE akAKSJkjasAS
me: omFG THE LICENSE PLATE ON THE CTK CAR SAYS PEDO LOL
me: oh wait it says peo nevermind
me: HOLY SHIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING
me: B.A.P. YOU LITTLE SHITS
me: did you guys steal enough money
me: YONGJAE IS BACK YES
me: HE HAS FINALLY SUNG
me: WOW HIS VOICE IS LIKE HEAVEN
me: o man shits going down
me: oh yeah uh hu they got Youngjae back~~~
me: wait what's he doi-
me: HOLY FUCK
me: WHAT
me: WHAT
me: WH-
me: THEY KILLED HIM
me: NO
me: NONONONO
me: NOOOOO
me: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
me: STOP SHOOTING
me: STOP
me: THEY'RE DYING
me: YONGGUK NO
me: DAEHYUN JONGUP
me: ZELO WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE JAMES BOND
me: NO
me: HIMCHAN GET THE FUCK DOWN
me: WHAT
me: I-
me: YONGGUK YOURE STILL ALIVE
me: SHOOT HIM
me: SHOOT HIM YES
me: WAIT NO
me: NONONONO
me: wait
me: whats goi-
me: what
me: hoLD UP
me: WHATS THE CIA DOING THERE
me: THEY WERE NEVER THERE
me: JOUNGJAE WHY ARE YOU SMIRKING
me: GUYS
me: YOUNGJAE THE FUCK IS UP WITH YOU
me: YOU LIED TO US
me: FUCK YOU
me: FUCK
me: YOU